my name is sarah
im short
i like sleeping and watching movies
staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

(Source: ambear.co, via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
1 week ago

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji, via oknope)

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516755
Posted
1 week ago

Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via psych-facts)

It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.
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Posted
1 week ago

crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

(Source: not-thefunniestblog, via sextnoise)

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528234
Posted
1 week ago

Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.

(via thehardshipofliving)

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Posted
1 week ago

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

(via ourfuckingmoment)

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Posted
1 week ago

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via trust)

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335642
Posted
1 week ago

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

image

(Source: maliciousmelons, via encourage)

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201055
Posted
1 week ago
tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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Posted
1 week ago

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

(via fake-mermaid)

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Posted
1 week ago
queenjtrvn:

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

Wowowow

queenjtrvn:

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

Wowowow

(via ourfuckingmoment)

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Posted
1 week ago

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

(via heart)

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1 week ago