my name is sarah
im short
i like sleeping and watching movies
amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

(via heart)

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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via tipslip)

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teenscoolest:

if your gonna be nice to me there is a 89647212% chance im gonna date you

(via youngvlcanoes)

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padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(Source: sizvideos, via clevverbot)

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51 minutes ago

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

(via trust)

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terezi-pie-rope:

lejeudprimos:

hdawg1995 :

expederest :

Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?

was chowder even real?

(via memewhore)

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52 minutes ago

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh, via gnarly)

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53 minutes ago

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

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(via memewhore)

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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: bisexualblackwidow, via bastille)

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langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via sniffing)

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

(via memewhore)

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