my name is sarah
im short
i like sleeping and watching movies

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via heart)

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liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

image

(Source: swedishpapa, via heart)

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

(via clevverbot)

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thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

(via gnarly)

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fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

(Source: fvming, via heart)

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didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

(Source: racingbarakarts, via gallifreyian-dragon)

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becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

(via gallifreyian-dragon)

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lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

(via asian)

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southparkwerewolf:

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

I wonder if Angela Jolie ever looks at the tags for Maleficent (because why not) and sees this and just goes, “What the fuck is wrong with my fans?”

(Source: maleficent2014, via gallifreyian-dragon)

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cumber-bitches:

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

watchtheskytonight:

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE 

ILL PLAN THE WEDDING

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(Source: buckkybarnnes, via gallifreyian-dragon)

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester, via gallifreyian-dragon)

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liamdunbar:

any association with the mockingjay symbol is forbidden.

(via gallifreyian-dragon)

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