I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
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i wrote a poem
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
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Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?
This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.
When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.
WHAT!!?!?!?!?
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i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
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Click for all types of gifs! (You won’t regret it)
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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
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| Me: | *sits in towel for 6 months after showering* |
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
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if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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Man! I Feel Like A Woman - Shania Twain (pitched down)
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